Princess Rinoamint, Esq.

Where Dreams Come True

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

(via hakuna-tuh-mater)

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.

—some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

(Source: yoegert, via marvelousmerriment)

reprimandtheirdaughters:

GUYS
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND
THIS MAN HAS BEEN A THIEF HIS WHOLE LIFE
BUT HE JUST BOUGHT HER SOMETHING
SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO HER
SWEET BABIES

reprimandtheirdaughters:

GUYS

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

THIS MAN HAS BEEN A THIEF HIS WHOLE LIFE

BUT HE JUST BOUGHT HER SOMETHING

SOMETHING REALLY IMPORTANT TO HER

SWEET BABIES

(via mulan-tinkerbell)